Today, I am sharing my free printable Christmas Cracker Jokes for families. If, like me, you like to make your own Christmas Crackers, then these printable jokes will make life a little easier. I have scoured the internet and found family-friendly jokes to include in my Free Downloadable Printable Christmas Cracker Jokes PDF, which is ready to print off and pop into your homemade Christmas crackers.
Also, I have included the text version of the jokes below, just in case you want to grab them and make your own Christmas cracker joke sheets.
What You Will Find Here
To Make Home Made Crackers, You Will Need
- A4 Paper
- Scissors or guilotine
- Printer with coloured ink
- Christmas Cracker Template
- Cracker Snaps
- Fine Ribbon
These Are The Jokes On The Printable Joke Sheet
Here are all the jokes I used. If you want a peek, to check the Printable Christmas Cracker Jokes are family-friendly before printing. Alternatively, copy these and make your own joke sheets.
- Why did Santa go to music school?
- Because he wanted to improve his wrapping skills!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a dog?
- Frostbite!
- Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
- They always drop their needles!
- What’s a Christmas elf’s favourite type of music?
- Wrap music!
- Why did the turkey join the band?
- Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
- Tinsel-itis!
- Why was the snowman looking through carrots?
- He was picking his nose!
- What do you call an old snowman?
- Water!
- Why don’t penguins fly?
- Because they’re not tall enough to be pilots!
- What does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
- He gives them the sack!
- What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
- The elf-abet!
- What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
- Jingle smells!
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
- A Christmas quacker!
- What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
- A Holly-Davidson!
- What’s a sheep’s favourite Christmas song?
- Fleece Navidad!
How To Get My PDF Printable Christmas Cracker Jokes Template
Simply click here or on the image below to go to our download shop to get your hands on my jokes all ready to cut up and pop into your Christmas crackers.
To Make Your Own Christmas Crackers
Check out my Christmas cracker tutorial and template; don’t worry if you haven’t got a Cricut. You can cut out the basic shape by hand. And if you use thinner paper such as wrapping paper you will not need to cut out the triangles at each end of the cracker, simply use a ribbon to tie the ends.
